Everyone knows that anglers like to tell fish stories. But did you know they can tell fish jokes, too? Check out these 25 funny fishing jokes and then send us your funniest fishing jokes.
A book never written: “Saltwater Fishing” by Barry Cuda.
Submitted by Jacob S. , Tampa, Fla.
Max: What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Nick: Beats me.
Max: Something catchy!
Submitted by Max K. , Elizabethtown, Pa.
Matt: What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gym sock?
Rick: I don’t know. What?
Matt: A hook, line and stinker!
Submitted by Matthew K. , Omaha, Neb.
Daffynition: Fishing dock—A surgeon on vacation.
Submitted by Brendan G. , Omaha, Neb.
Little Eddy and his mom were digging for fishing bait in the garden. Uncovering a many-legged creature, Eddy proudly dangled it before his mom.
“No, honey, it won’t do for bait,” she said. “It’s not an earthworm.”
“It’s not?” Eddy asked, his eyes wide. “What planet is it from?”
Submitted by Chase B. , Carrollton, Ga.
Superboy: Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
Superman: Why?
Superboy: Because Robin ate all the worms!
Submitted by Keersten H. , Naperville, Ill.
Jack: Why didn’t Noah do much fishing on the ark?
Jill: Search me. Why?
Jack: He had only two worms.
Submitted by Joey M. , Akron, Ohio
Game warden: Didn’t you see the no-fishing sign, son?
Boy: I’m not fishing, sir. I’m teaching these worms how to swim!
Submitted by Josh Y. , Lake Forest, Ill.
Alex: What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
Danielle: I’m stumped.
Alex: A big-mouthed bass!
Submitted by Alex S. , Racine, Wis.
Tom Swiftie: “Pass me the shellfish,” Tom said crabbily.
Submitted by Noah W. , Fremont, Calif.
A book never written: “How to Fish” by Will Ketchum.
Submitted by Jordan T. , Ozark, Ala.
Ben: Where do goldfish go on vacation?
Bob: Where?
Ben: Around the globe!
Submitted by Ben D. , San Luis Obispo, Calif.
Aaron: How do fish get from place to place while playing golf?
Pee Wee: I don’t know. How?
Aaron: By golf carp!
Submitted by Aaron C. , Fayetteville, N.C.
Jaylun: Why do fish swim in schools?
Ray: I don’t know.
Jaylun: Because they can’t walk!
Submitted by Jaylun R. , Greensboro, N.C.
Allen: Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Neal: I don’t know. Why?
Allen: Because they have their own scales!
Submitted by Ashwin B. , Morris Plains, N.J.
Mark: Where do fish keep their money?
Kevin: Where?
Mark: In a riverbank.
Submitted by Tony L. , Spokane, Wash.
Thomas: How do you communicate with a fish?
Russ: I don’t know.
Thomas: Drop it a line!
Submitted by Thomas H. , Annapolis, Md.
A monastery is in financial trouble, so it goes into the fish-and-chips business to raise money. One night a customer knocks on its door. A monk answers. The customer asks, “Are you the fish friar?”
“No,” he replies. “I’m the chip monk.”
Submitted by Max H. , Clearwater, Fla.
Maurice: Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
Denise: Where?
Maurice: The bobber shop.
Submitted by Maurice P. , Hesston, Kan.
Ben: What’s a fish’s favorite musical instrument?
Morgan: What?
Ben: A bass drum.
Submitted by Ben T. , Olney, Ill.
Tom Swiftie: “Help me reel in this fish!” Tom wailed.
Submitted by Sean K. , Salem, N.H.
Diner: Waiter, waiter, what’s wrong with this fish?
Waiter: Long time no sea, sir.
Submitted by Jerry L. , Dublin, Ohio.
John: What is a fish’s favorite show?
Don: What?
John: “Name That Tuna.”
Submitted by John D. , San Antonio, Tex.
Tom: What does every fisherman want?
Terry: What?
Tom: A gillfriend.
Submitted by Tommy Lee S. , Warren, Pa.
A.J.: Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant?
Nico: No, what happened?
A.J.: Two fish got battered!
Submitted by A.J. G. , Aransas Pass, Tex.
I like the “what do you call a fish who won’t shut up”.
Funny very funny.
my dad din’t like then
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha tis funny stuff
Something fishy is going on with these jokes
what is the saddest fish in the sea? A Blue Whale!
I know one
What
I know one fish
i always go fishing with my two best friends,, ROD & A NET
a whales not a fish
LOL!
It’s a mammal.
these jokes rock in the water
Whales are mammals.
THAT THIS IS A FUN THAG
George: What do you call a magazine with lame fish jokes?
Bill: What?
George: Boys With No Life
Funniest one I’ve heard yet, and guys; learn how to spell. 😀
hahahahahahahaha what do you call a fish that eats?
a bob cat
I don’t comprehend that one. ;D
It’s all about that Bass no tuna
UGABUG:What do you call a fish that has a sun burn?
Joe: I don`t now.
A sun fish!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah
what do you call a fish playing tag
I like this thank friend go fish with?
fish me like fish yah hahahahaahahahahahhaha
LOL!
no
i like the monestary one i told it to my granfather who is a preacher while he was in africa by email and he said eyrey one laughed out loud when he told it to them
What do you get when you cross a group of dolphins with a computer tablet.
An I pod
I liked the one with Noah and the Ark
me too
lol real funny ya!!!!!
real funny stuff ya!!!!!
What do you call a fish with no eye? ..
FSHHHHH
loollololololololololololololololololo hahahahhahahahahahah =)=)=)
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh , fishishhhhhhhhhhhhh
LOL x 10!!!!
LOL times a million
😀
A Million- I counted
hahahahahhahahaha
these r so funny 🙂
Why don’t clams ever share with the other fish?
Because they’re shellfish!
*can use lobster or a shellfish other than clam
What do you call a fashion conscious crab
A snappy dresser
I was checking when I was laughing. The jokes were funny.
I’m all of these
Wow. Ummmmmm………… very intersting.
The best one was the what do you get when you cross a line with a gym sock
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
lol
how do you stop a fish from smelling bad?
Answer= by covering its nose hahaha lol
LOL
my brother Charlie loves these jokes.
ha ha ha ha how funny are them jokes lololololololololo love tegs
very nice
that joke was stupid.
i like the one about Noah and the ark to!???
Loved your Aunt Jemima joke I was flattened in short order.
how do you know if the fish is sad or happy????
With their FISHcial expression. Lmao
My favorite joke was the bobber shop one. My brother lied it, too. :):)
Very Punny
Very Funny
HAVE A BALL! THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES.
hahahahaha
what did the fish say to the man can i have some more fishlier
these are funny… fishy face in my classroom would like em’
fish face
Not so funny
Well they could be funnier but other than that ha ha ha:)
Haha
i like the 1st 1:)
I like the gym sock 1 2
My favorite is the waiter waiter what’s wrong with this fish
Major thanks for the blog.Thanks Again. Keep writing.
What’s a catfish favorite food? A mouse fish!
That is funny…
pssssst
How does a fish keep his house clean. Hires a mermaid. Of course.